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Disclaimer:
This page has nothing really to do with The Skam!, but I decided to put it up to give the people who I know a good laugh .You probably won't laugh at a lot of this if you don't live in Bellerose ( which is a plus by itself anyway ) or go to Bayside High School . You probably won't even get this if you have a moderate to high sense of humor ... Enjoy.
1. And remember - Satan protects all rotten kids! - Zach Connelly
2. (John Dolan has just come into the room out of breath and face red, to be greeted by Mike Ryan)
Mike: Ha ha ha, look how red John's face is!
John: (very nonchalant) That's cause I just got done fucking your mom .
Mike: (trying to play it off) Eww disgusting, man, you fucked my mom?
John: Yeah... next time tell her to stop using coupons .
3. (Trying to look up "stupid things to do" on a search engine) Hey Amit, how do you spell "stupid" ? - Shaun Martinez
4. (While watching a movie at Ben's house, a character in the movie asked "Who do you think did it ?") (bursting) I know who did it! It was Nipples and Jo-Jo - the dog boy . - John Dolan
5. Damn woMAN! - Chris Formosa ( Frontman for Without Reason )
6. Remember kids - Ska spelled backwards is 'homeless' - Zach Connelly (ain't it kind of odd that all of Zach's quotes have the word "kids" in them? ... Yeah, it is.)
7. ( Making a prank phone call to someone by the name of John Lipschtiz )
John: Hello?
Lydia: Hi, is this John Lipschitz ?
John: yes, who is this?
Lydia: I just wanted to ask you a question ... if your Lipschitz, what does your ass do?!!
- Lyida Connelly ( Zach's mom ) at age 15 ( Why does the word "hereditary" come to mind? )
8. All I know is, I wanna die under a pair of pancake nipples. - John Dolan ( Boy oh boy, the hits just keep on coming...)
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